Steffen and the Stupid Clones

By: Kristoffer Rudkjær

Fun – Fast – Imagination
Scenario format: Table-top
Duration: 2 hours
Number of players: 4

Do you know how adults are annoying and always want someone to do boring things? At least 10 year old Steffen does. His teacher demands that he follow the lessons, his mother wants to go on a mother-son camping trip in the mosquito swamp, his father wants a hand emptying the dishwasher, and everyone thinks that Steffen should take out the trash (which smells). It’s not fair!

As if Steffen doesn’t have enough problems with Big Carsten from school who threatens to beat him up. And Sofie, who is a bit cute but demands that Steffen contributes to group work. Steffen would much rather spend his time fantasising and drawing cool machines.

Fortunately, this will all end soon, because Steffen has an ace up his sleeve. He is going to clone himself in a brilliant and stunning clone machine of his own design. And then the clones can take care of all the boring stuff, while Steffen has fun in his room. Success is certain!

In Steffen and the Stupid Clones, we get to see how bad things can go for over confident Steffen when the clones are let loose in his life, and like Steffen himself, it turns out that they don’t like boring duties. Can Steffen manage to get himself out of trouble again?

Player types: You are good at going full throttle in a 2-hour novella and playing several characters roles, one of which is a Steffen. You want to set up your fellow players to be funny. And you’re ready to (re)experience the anguish of a ten year old?

Gamemaster type: You have the courage to take up the fight with the players when it’s teeming with Steffens. You want to set and cut a lot of small scenes at a fast pace. And you promise to do your best to tie all the chaos the players come up with into a somewhat coherent story.

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About the author
Kristoffer has been active on the danish convention scene for more than 20 years, primarily as an author. Even though he has two kids and a job, he doesn’t believe adults exist, we are all just kids pretending to be grown ups.